Everything Bad Is Good For Your Blog

Have you ever been told not to do something? Ever been told that something you really like is bad for you? Isn’t it always fun to break the rules and be rewarded for it?

In a recent study, the University of Copenhagen has come out and said that drinking up to three beers per day is actually GOOD for you. Whoda thunk it?

This started me thinking, “what’s some other advice that we’ve been given as bloggers that we’ve been told is ‘for our own good’ that may not turn out to be in our best interest?”

Basically, how can we have our beer and drink it too……….and three times?

Bad Good Advice

I’ve started a collection of advice and tips I’ve been given over the years that all came from a good places but didn’t turn out to be the most conducive to creative writing and creating wonderful pieces of content for myself and my clients.

This is what I’ve come up with soo far (and linked to when appropriate), but feel free to add your additions in the comments.

  • You HAVE to blog every day.
  • A paragraph has to have 5 sentences.
  • Write in the same place every time.
  • If you write anonymously, no one can find you and can say whatever you want.
  • You can’t start a sentence with the word “But”.
  • Your titles have to be straightforward and to the point.
  • Too many people write numbered posts.
  • This is a business blog, so don’t be funny.
  • NEVER blog drunk.
  • Grammar doesn’t really matter online.
  • Good blogs are always over 300 words.
  • Writing in the morning is the best for you.
  • There are too many blogs out there, you’ll never gain an audience.
  • Always have a fleshed-out concluding paragraph.

Thoughts?

Additions?


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About Joey Strawn

Joey Strawn is a blogger, husband, entrepreneur, and general purveyor of awesomeness and currently blogs at JoeyStrawn.com. He is president of Empty Jar Marketing in Nashville, Tenn. and works with local and national businesses to increase exposure and brand using digital marketing strategies.

  • JackiRHayes

    Love the missing “fleshed-out concluding paragraph”.  I would also add, only write when you have something to say.  Sometimes you just don’t know what you have locked inside your head until you put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard).  Of course, writing and publishing for the word to see are two different things.

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @JackiRHayes I honestly am glad you noticed the lacking paragraph. Also, this post is only 296 words long. : )
       
      I love your addition, sometimes dumping your unfocused brain on paper can lead to some of the best post discoveries. 
       
      Thanks!

  • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

    Hi Joey
    “NEVER blog drunk.”
    That’s my blogging career over then.
     
    Advice?
    You’ve got to find a niche.
    Make sure that you build a community.
    Start a list… without a list you’ll never make it.
    Beware of the one they call Danny Brown.
     
    The advice goes on and on… some good, some bad.
     
    But in the end, you have to take your own advice.
     
     

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @wmwebdes I love it, thanks for contributing today!

      • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

         @joey_strawn
         My pleasure Joey.

  • GemmaThompson

    Would love to leave an indepth comment but I’m off to drink my 3 beers and write a blog post! Seriously though, great post! Cheers!

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @GemmaThompson Haha, enjoy those beers!
       
      Thanks for the comment!

  • http://www.thejackb.com/ TheJackB

    You forgot to include the advice about not using two spaces after a period. Everyone knows that will kill your blog immediately. ;)  
     
    Got to duck and run for a bit now.

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @TheJackB I thought about that, but I figured adding in the rule to follow grammar rules was one I would still advice. Unless your cat can haz cheezeburgers. 

  • http://AmericanFreightTrucking.com/ vitalichka

    Hahaha I’m catching up on some much needed reading today. For several months of reading it looks like. I’ve been lucky to have gone through much great content but there is garbage here and there, filler content, and spun material. I am happy to say this isn’t one of them.

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @vitalichka I’m happy to hear you say that.  : )

  • http://www.ipnostudio.com/ Andrea T. H. W.

    You have to go social.
    You must be on FaceBook.
    And best of all:
    You can make money blogging. :D

    • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

       @Andrea T. H. W.
       ”You can make money blogging.” should read…
      You can make an absolute fortune blogging…. and it’s so easy!

      • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

         @wmwebdes  @Andrea T. H. W. Amen. I would have responded earlier but I was out on my yacht that I bought with blogging money. I call it the “S.S. RSS”.

        • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

           @joey_strawn  @Andrea T. H. W.
           SS RSS – love it.
          Truth is, making money blogging is bloody hard and I’d guess that most bloggers never make a brass farthing.
           
          Joey – you’ll have to ask your mum what a brass farthing is.

        • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

           @wmwebdes  @Andrea T. H. W. ha! Will do. : )

        • http://TonyEscobar.net/ TonyEscobar

           @joey_strawn S.S. RSS, oh man! That is hilarious! :D

        • http://www.ipnostudio.com/ Andrea T. H. W.

           @joey_strawn  @wmwebdes Ha, marvelous! S.S RSS! :D
          I forgot to add write sound and good content as Google loves it and will put you above big sites on search results since Google loves small businesses and solo bloggers. :D :D :D

  • http://TonyEscobar.net/ Tony Escobar

    Definitely helpful info, thanks Joey!

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @TonyEscobar You bet, Tony! Thanks for commenting. : )

  • http://everydaygyaan.com/ CorinneRodrigues

    Your headlines should always have a number in them – 40 ways to leave your lover, etc ;) Only then will people read the content.  I’ll think I’ll make that 4 beers, please! 

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @CorinneRodrigues Haha, although number posts do do well, it’s ridiculous to mandate it to all your posts. Nice addition! Thanks!

  • http://www.saraharrow.co.uk/ SarahArrow

    I love writing every day, I still stand by it :)  

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @SarahArrow I love writing every day too. I usually do. I just think it’s not always the best advice for every writer. Telling someone they HAVE to write every day to be successful may not always be right. That’s the only reason I added it into the list. 

      • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

         @joey_strawn  @SarahArrow
         Thanks Joey, maybe it should read… every week.

        • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

           @wmwebdes  @SarahArrow I would definitely agree with that. 

  • http://www.mynotetakingnerd.com/ Lewis LaLanne aka Nerd #2

    I imagine somewhere out there someone is preaching that you should NEVER cuss on your blog (or anywhere in public in front of an audience) or else you’ll be dooming yourself to only having sordid, cheap, hell-bound scumbags who favor you and your site.
     
    Having gorgeous naked breasts on your business site is probably a no-no on a lot of the books out there.
     
    And talking about how to improve porn is probably on the list as well. 
     
    I’ve broken (break) all those rules and I’m happy to do so. And I like my merry band of heathens who can hang with my style. I think I can credit Dan Kennedy’s 1997 book, “How To Succeed In Business By Breaking All The Rules: A Plan For Entrepreneurs” for showing me I don’t have to be a brainwashed robot in order to do business the way I want to. 
     
    And oh yeah Joey, the “S.S. RSS” was smooth. Hahaha

    • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

       @Lewis LaLanne aka Nerd #2 Thanks Lewis! I’ve also heard the rule about no cussing, but a regularly break that one. I even broke it today as I introduced in another blog the Honey Badger University to Getting Shit Done.
       
      Thanks for the comment and the reminder. 

  • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

    Just to let you know… I’m getting repeat notifications of comments on this post… has Livefyre gone a little strange?

    • http://dannybrown.me/ DannyBrown

       @wmwebdes They’ve just updated the Admin area – I’m getting a lot of emails too from very old posts. Maybe jmatthicks or Jenna Langer can help from the livefyre team?

      • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

         @DannyBrown  jmatthicks  Jenna Langer  livefyre
         Cheers Danny.

        • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

           @wmwebdes  @DannyBrown  jmatthicks  Jenna Langer  livefyre Same here. 

        • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

           @joey_strawn  @DannyBrown  jmatthicks  Jenna Langer  livefyre
           I’m blaming you Joey.

        • http://twitter.com/JMattHicks JMattHicks

           @wmwebdes  @joey_strawn  @DannyBrown  Jenna Langer  livefyre Hey y’all, we hit a weird bug and working on it as we speak. Thanks for your patience, and in the meantime, feel free to continue to blame Joey!

        • http://www.joeystrawn.com joey_strawn

           @wmwebdes  @DannyBrown  jmatthicks  Jenna Langer  livefyre That’s totally fair.

        • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

           @JMattHicks  @joey_strawn  @DannyBrown  Jenna Langer  livefyre
           Will do… come on Joey get it sorted.

        • http://twitter.com/JMattHicks JMattHicks

           @wmwebdes  @joey_strawn  @DannyBrown  Jenna Langer  livefyre Hey y’all, so all should be solid now, but if you notice anything strange just tweet at Joey, I mean, me, and I’ll help ya out! ( jmatthicks )
           
          Thanks!

        • http://www.wmwebdesign.co.uk/ wmwebdes

           @JMattHicks  @joey_strawn  @DannyBrown  Jenna Langer  livefyre  jmatthicks
           Thanks Mr M.

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  • http://twitter.com/whoisyourlawyer Robert S. Lawrence

    Ha! Nice to see someone poke the “blog every day” bear. How on earth every blogger can post great content every single day without fail (because “Post fantastic content!” is another rule) is simply beyond me. Perhaps if you drank 3 beers a day (per the Copenhagen) study and added the 4 cups of coffee that are now also (per today’s NYT article) supposed to be good for you, a dedicated blogger could find time to post daily between bathroom visits. Oh, wait, that pesky job just seems to get in the way of morning posts . . . .